1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:05,661 [Woman] Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, 2 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,674 Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator... 3 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,733 and vanished. 4 00:00:16,082 --> 00:00:19,449 He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, 5 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:22,545 facing mirror images that were not his own... 6 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:26,854 and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. 7 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:32,193 His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, 8 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:36,634 who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. 9 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:41,072 And so, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, 10 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:44,910 striving to put right what once went wrong... 11 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:47,469 and hoping each time that his next leap... 12 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,538 will be the leap home. 13 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:01,389 [Groaning] 14 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:06,391 Oh, boy! 15 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,653 Who are you? Who are you? 16 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:42,092 Alia. Where did you come from? 17 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,221 The future. Where? 18 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:46,288 I mean, when? 19 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:51,369 Not now. Are-Are you talking to a hologram? 20 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:02,377 - [Screaming] - Why haven't I leaped? Why am I still here? 21 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:05,417 Lothos has decided you've got one more thing to do before you go. 22 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:07,851 Surprise! 23 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,082 - Why are you doing this? - Because she's evil. 24 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:14,525 You have the power, Alia. You can choose not to kill me. 25 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:19,698 No. 26 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:22,735 - [Portal Opening] - [Screaming] 27 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,451 Arnold, what are you doing? Get off! [Groaning] 28 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,825 Are you insane? I can't see! 29 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:55,590 [Cheering, Shouting] 30 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:01,071 You're gonna get us killed! 31 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:03,734 [Sam] Slow down! Hey! 32 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:06,904 [Cheering, Shouting] 33 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,916 Oh, my God. 34 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:18,481 Just what the hell kind of stunt was that? 35 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:24,187 - I don't know. - He must've landed on his head. Lucky it's empty. 36 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:29,258 You guys were, uh, draggin', huh? 37 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:31,963 Uh, draggin'? Duh! 38 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:34,336 - We were chicken racing. - Yeah, till you hitched a ride. 39 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:36,272 - Don't you get it? - Get what? 40 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:38,435 He's the Midnight Marauder. 41 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:42,106 - Right? - Uh, yeah, right. 42 00:04:42,181 --> 00:04:44,945 Listen, uh, I gotta- I gotta get goin; guys. 43 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:47,885 No, you're not goin' anywhere, Arnold. 44 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:52,553 How'd you know who I was? Everyone knows who you are. 45 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,822 You're the weenie who just screwed up a Chi Kappa initiation. 46 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:58,295 I think he thought I was in danger. You were. 47 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:03,199 Look, we have been hazing pledges since before you were born, spaz, and we haven't lost one yet. 48 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:07,831 Well, there's always a first time. Yeah, well, Arnold, here's a first for you. 49 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:11,570 [Hooting, Shouting] 50 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:15,205 [Siren Wailing] 51 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:21,811 Enough of that, all of ya. 52 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:24,413 Let's break it up. 53 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,424 Shame on all of ya, huh? 54 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:30,360 Now, who's gonna tell me what's been goin' on? 55 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:33,490 Who might you be? A refugee from Joe McCarthy? 56 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:36,057 [Boys Chuckling] 57 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:39,332 They were having a fraternity initiation thing. 58 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:41,737 Um, it's called a "hazing." 59 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,403 They were havin' a chicken- [Boy] Picnic. 60 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:49,448 A fried chicken box social, right, everyone? 61 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,506 [All Concurring] 62 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:55,418 Well, you can thank God that I didn't see you racin' those crates, huh? 63 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:58,423 Or you'd all be bunkin' in the jail tonight. 64 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:00,459 But, as it is, 65 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,427 I've gotta get your names for your dean of discipline. 66 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:06,488 Let's start with you, Superman. Arnold. 67 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:09,194 Arnold what? 68 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:12,066 Arnold the- the Midnight Marauder. 69 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:15,699 - Everybody knows me, I guess. - [Boy] It's Arnold Watkins. 70 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:19,768 W-A-T-K-l-N-S. 71 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:26,816 [Sam Narrating] College is wasted on the young. I mean, think of it. 72 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:30,652 A four-year license to learn and have fun without the pressures of work and family. 73 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:35,558 But whoever this guy Arnold was, he was lucky his license hadn't been revoked. 74 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:37,596 It's you. [Gasps] Al. 75 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:41,121 - Of course it's me. - No, I'm talkin' about the cape. It's you. 76 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,725 Al, where have you been? 77 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:45,668 What took you so long to get here? 78 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:49,435 Well, I would've been here sooner, but I had to calm down your counterpart in the waiting room. 79 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,443 This guy's really something. I bet. 80 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:55,311 The Midnight Marauder, defender of the faith, protector of the innocent. 81 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:57,781 - He's a wacko. - Look, Al, that's all great. 82 00:06:57,850 --> 00:07:01,251 But would you get outta here so I can get some sleep? 83 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,254 I don't think you're gonna have time. [Ziggy Beeping] 84 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:05,256 What? In the original history, 85 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:08,418 both Arnold and Jerry died when Arnold tried to stop the chicken race. 86 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:11,258 But you saved 'em both, so hold onto your hat... 87 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:15,892 or your cape or that thing, whatever it is. Al, if that's- 88 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:21,031 if that's the whole problem, then why didn't I leap as soon as the race ended? 89 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,440 - That's a good question. - Or why didn't I leap as soon as the cop got everything under control? 90 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:26,637 You're full of good questions today. Al, please. 91 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:29,806 Huh? I'm beat, okay? My hair hurts. 92 00:07:29,882 --> 00:07:33,511 So either have Ziggy figure out what I'm doin' here, or get outta here so I can get some sleep. 93 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,451 I'm goin', okay? [Door Opens, Closes] 94 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:40,924 So this is your roommate, Jack Swenson. 95 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:46,761 He's pledging this fraternity that you just annoyed. 96 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:49,063 So where you been? 97 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,160 Oh, I, uh-AI. 98 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:53,865 [Clears Throat] I was at the library. 99 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:56,340 Library closed an hour ago. Yeah. 100 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,969 I finished studying, and then I went, uh- Jogging. 101 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:01,172 jogging. 102 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:03,238 What's that? 103 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,978 Jogging. You know. 104 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:09,510 Running. Anyway, I, uh- 105 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:13,582 It was dark, and there was a hole, and I kind of tripped and fell a little bit. He's clumsy. 106 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,924 Right, right. And, uh, what would this be, huh? 107 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:19,328 That's his blankie. You know, Arnold, 108 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,332 Chi Kappa Delta was out at Road's End tonight. 109 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:26,861 They were initiating a couple of new pledges, and, uh, word has it that, uh, you broke it up, Mr. Midnight. 110 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:32,673 All right. Okay. I was there. 111 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:35,680 No kidding? You know, Mike Hammond called me on the phone... 112 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:37,841 about 10 minutes ago, and you know what he said? 113 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:42,149 He said that they weren't sure that they wanted to pledge anyone with such a monumental jerk as a roommate. 114 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:45,452 Why would you wanna pledge a fraternity that's full of idiots in the first place? 115 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,187 - Full of what? - You said the wrong thing, Sam. 116 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:51,196 His dad was a Chi Kappa Delta idiot, and his granddad, 117 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,357 and his great-granddad was a founding idiot. 118 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:56,265 Arnold, look. At first, it was funny, all right? 119 00:08:56,335 --> 00:09:00,101 I mean, it was, you prancing around in your little cape and hat and playing Errol Flynn. 120 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:03,869 You were a joke. We all laughed. 121 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,877 But it's not funny anymore. 122 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:10,348 And if you don't stop pulling these loony stunts, you're gonna get yourself hurt. 123 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:13,647 Or worse. 124 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:16,620 [Door Opens] Well, I guess you told him a thing or two, huh? 125 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:19,385 [Door Closes] I blew it, Al. 126 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,392 No, no, actually, you didn't. I didn't? 127 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,519 No. Jack has been bullying Arnold all semester, 128 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:26,190 copying his assignments, makin' him do his laundry. 129 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:28,233 And Jack's mother won't doJack's laundry. 130 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:32,795 What are you tellin' me? I'm here to teach Jackie how to fluff and fold? 131 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,806 Well, we don't know yet. 132 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:39,243 But, uh, don't lift your leg on the family tree again, please. 133 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,746 Thank you. You're welcome. 134 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:45,807 What am I worried about anyway? I mean, after all, I am the- 135 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,521 That's the Midnight Marauder? 136 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:53,389 You're a scholarship student, and you're taking a double load of credits. 137 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:55,450 Oh, you must be smart. Favorite course? 138 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:58,326 Eh- Astronomy. 139 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:02,697 How'd you know that? Because the Midnight Marauder knows all, sees all, tells nothing. 140 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:05,293 Oh, no. Oftentimes, he-What? 141 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:08,169 Well, your mind is merging with the Midnight Avenger. 142 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,174 No, it's not. Yes, it is. 143 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:12,267 It is not. I'm fine. And it's Marauder. 144 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,279 See? See what? 145 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:18,010 Sam, this is a guy that loves to dress up in tights and run around in the dark... 146 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:20,416 pullin' crazy stunts like Captain Goody Two-shoes. 147 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:23,353 Yeah, well, after today's stunt, he's lucky to still be alive. 148 00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:26,619 Yeah, he's amazing. He's like a walkin' miracle. 149 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:31,857 Why, only last week in the rain, this guy decided to run in front of a speeding car- 150 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:34,491 And save a fetching coed from certain death. 151 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,159 Quit it! Undaunted, he- 152 00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:38,669 Sam, quit that! 153 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,104 The driver swore that he hit him. But then when he ran back, 154 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:44,336 there's Arnold comforting the girl and yelling at him for driving too fast. 155 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,776 He didn't have a scratch on him. 156 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,110 Well, let's just hope that his luck holds, Al, 'cause right now, 157 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:52,207 I've got a whole fraternity of hot-rodders gunnin' for him. 158 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:59,151 [Bell Tolling] 159 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:03,218 Hey, Arnold? Arnold Watkins. 160 00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:07,197 l-I just wanted to thank you again. Forget it. 161 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:10,429 No, I can't. I did a lot of thinking last night, 162 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,233 and I don't even know why I wanted to pledge Chi Kappa. 163 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:16,001 I withdrew my application. Smart move. 164 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:18,202 I also made sure you got the credit you deserved. 165 00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:22,714 Look, Jerry, Arn- I don't want credit. 166 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:26,218 That's why I wear the mask. I did what anybody else would do. 167 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,617 Jumping on the hood of a car at the start of a race? 168 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:32,954 You did what nobody had the guts to do, and I'm alive to prove it. 169 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,425 I'm really grateful. 170 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:39,590 - Hey, Froot Loop, where are your tights? - Yeah. 171 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:42,361 - Excuse us. We're late for class. - Aw! 172 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,426 Read it and weep, spaz. 173 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:49,436 "Midnight Marauder saves life of undergrad." 174 00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:52,443 Of course, I don't get a byline since I'm only first-year. 175 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:55,378 Our whole fraternity's on probation because of you, Arnold. I'm not happy. 176 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,212 - Well, you earned it. - Yeah? Well, you earned something else too, pal. 177 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:00,377 [Boy] Hey, save it. Mike, save it! Let go of me! 178 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,081 Cool it. We can't. Dean Sakmar finds out you popped this toad, 179 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:06,215 and Chi Kappa Delta'll be off campus. 180 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:09,193 I never met a real superhero before. 181 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:11,559 Hi. I'm Dawn Taylor. 182 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:15,066 Hi, I'm Arnold Watkins. 183 00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:18,763 Just how fast was that speeding car going? 184 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:21,773 Oh, it wasn't really going fast. I mean, when I got on it- 185 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,570 You okay? 186 00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:30,741 She's fine. She's fine. Her only problem is, she's smelling your dirty socks, Arnold. 187 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,977 Right, baby? Yeah, right. 188 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,486 What were you saying, Arnold? 189 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,920 Never mind. It was nothing. 190 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:42,494 - It was nice to meet you. - Yeah, it was nice meeting you too. 191 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:52,998 - Here you go. - Thanks. 192 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,006 He's so modest, it's cute. Cute? 193 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:58,373 He's a twerp. Look at his clothes. Hey, you got wheels, Arnold? 194 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,538 Yeah. Yeah, sure he does. 195 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,481 - Studebaker, right? - Studebaker. 196 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,986 Look, I hate to break things up, but, uh, we gotta get to class. Come on. 197 00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:10,886 You get back to class, Arnold, but put this in your twisted little head. 198 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:14,289 I am holding you personally responsible for getting us in trouble with the dean. 199 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:20,230 Yeah, well, twist on this, pal. You wanna know who's responsible, take a look in the mirror. 200 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,824 [Chuckling] 201 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,564 I'm gonna kill him. I swear to God, I'm gonna kill that guy! 202 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,629 Cool it, Mike. Anything happens to little Arnold, 203 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:30,402 and we'll get our butts kicked outta here faster than you can say "expelled." 204 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:34,071 We're just supposed to let this happen? The dean, remember? 205 00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:44,345 Guess why we're here, darling. Lothos says we're dealing with some Woody Allen type. 206 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:47,392 Perfect job for a homecoming queen. [Giggles] 207 00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:51,555 - There's nothing else we can do. - Frat boys. My favorite college subject. 208 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:55,498 Yes, there is. What? What do you wanna do, hire a hit man? 209 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:59,664 How do you think the Midnight Marauder would feel if he suddenly became very close friends with the homecoming queen? 210 00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:03,401 - Go on. - And then the homecoming queen tells the nerd it's all a big joke. 211 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:07,070 - Where? - Someplace public, like a homecoming rally, 212 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,614 so the whole college can see. 213 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,877 And if he doesn't jump out of a window, he'll at least drop out. 214 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:16,581 - I opt for the window. - This is a new you. I love the way you think. 215 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,965 [Bell Tolling] 216 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:32,993 [Sam Narrating] Al hadn't gotten back to me, but it was pretty clear why I hadn't leaped yet. 217 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:36,132 I had a suspicion that a slap on the wrist from the dean wasn't gonna be enough... 218 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:40,474 to keep Mike Hammond and his frat brothers from their games. 219 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,538 I knew there had to be a way to get through to them, 220 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,585 and I think maybe I just found it. 221 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,779 Uh, this seat's not taken. 222 00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,481 - Really? - Yeah. 223 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,253 Thanks. 224 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,668 I'm sorry Mike was such a jerk today. 225 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:07,103 Oh, it's not your fault. Most of the time he's really sweet. 226 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,436 He only acts macho when it comes to his fraternity. 227 00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:13,274 - "Macho"? - Yeah, I learned it last summer in Spain. 228 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:16,781 It means "manly, masculine." Macho. 229 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:21,343 Yeah, well, he sure likes actin' macho when he's out chicken racing with his buddies, doesn't he? 230 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,752 - Yeah, you're not kidding. - Have you ever tried to talk him out of it? 231 00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:26,290 He doesn't listen to me. I'm just his girl. 232 00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:29,259 Oh, yeah, right. It's the '50s. 233 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:34,391 I mean, I've got this feeling that-that someday, 234 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:38,027 men are gonna be much more receptive to the way women think. 235 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,128 Their ideas. You know, someday. 236 00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:44,608 That's nice. I'm glad somebody thinks that. 237 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,841 Mike is so mean to you. Why do you care about him? 238 00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:50,814 The Midnight Marauder cares about everybody. 239 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,943 You mean Arnold Watkins really cares about people? 240 00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:57,182 Right. Everybody needs to be cared for. 241 00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,482 - You remind me of someone. - Clark Kent? 242 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:05,155 [Chuckles] Don't sell yourself short. 243 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:09,394 I can't place who, but I think it's wonderful that you help people. 244 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:14,636 - Thanks. - I wish somebody would rescue me from my biology midterm. 245 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,870 But it's not exactly a job for the Midnight Marauder. 246 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:21,401 Oh, now, don't say that. I'm, uh- I'm pretty good at science. 247 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,811 - Really? - Yeah. 248 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:28,384 I tell you what. I have a little pull with Mike. 249 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:33,892 If you help me with my biology midterm, 250 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:36,018 I'll talk to him and see if I can't convince... 251 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:40,156 him and the Chi Kappas to find some safer form of initiation. 252 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:43,360 - You got yourself a deal. - 7:00, my dorm, tonight? 253 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:46,836 - It's a date. - Okay. 254 00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:48,930 Okay. 255 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,411 Oh, sorry. Sorry. Shh! 256 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,470 It's okay. 257 00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,809 I'll see you tonight at 7:00. 258 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:08,688 - I'm talking about Michael of the Chi Kappas. - Don't worry about him. He's taken care of. 259 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:12,128 I believe you. You have the light of truth in your eyes. 260 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,724 [Scoffs] My ex-wives would never say that. 261 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:20,204 It makes me furious. Hammond is only one of a million villains who victimize the weak and the innocent. 262 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:23,673 Here we go- the Midnight Marauder. 263 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:28,406 So you understand my mission? Arnold, you're a college student. 264 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,938 Your mission is to get good grades, swallow a couple of goldfish, 265 00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:34,747 and figure out how much you can drink without blowing chunks. 266 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:38,654 What? Without barfing. 267 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:45,196 That may be true for the others, but not for the Midnight Marauder. 268 00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:49,630 What makes you so special? 269 00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:53,267 270 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,007 Well, don't you look special. 271 00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:07,980 Arnold, that's a clip-on. Well, it's the only one I had. 272 00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:10,613 Well, I'll let you borrow one of mine. 273 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,782 Uh, here. Thanks. 274 00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,792 This'll do. Yeah. 275 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,589 So, where you goin'? Uh, study. 276 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:23,362 You're gonna wear a tie to go study? Well, I have a date. 277 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,426 Oh, a date. 278 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:30,703 A study date. Oh, all right. So, who's the, uh- who's the lucky girl? 279 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,540 Oh, it-it is a girl, right? 280 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,581 Yeah, it's a girl, all right. Let me guess. Let me guess. 281 00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:39,776 It was that six-foot-tall beanpole with the, uh, Brillo-pad hair, right? 282 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,252 You could guess all night, you'd never come up with this one. 283 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,312 Oh. Thanks. Yeah. 284 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,653 Well, I gotta go. Where are you goin'? 285 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:52,626 Tonight's your initiation, isn't it? Bingo. That's what I like about you, Arnold- always on top of things. 286 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:56,065 Chi Kappa Delta. Are you gonna race? I don't know. They never tell the pledges. 287 00:18:56,135 --> 00:19:00,970 But, uh, yeah. So, how do I look, huh? 288 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,973 Like a dead man. 289 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:06,033 Jack, don't do this. You say that like I have a choice. 290 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:08,170 You do have a choice. Yeah, right. 291 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:12,308 I can tell my dad and my granddad that I couldn't join Chi Kappa because I wimped out of the initiation process. 292 00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:15,512 No, l-I think I'd rather go chicken racing. 293 00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,612 I'll see ya, Arnold. 294 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:24,023 Uh, hey, you look- 295 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,293 Don't start, all right? Please, don't start. Sort of, but not very much. 296 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:32,929 Listen, I want you to get to Ziggy, okay, and find out what she thinks the odds are that I'm here to stop the chicken races. 297 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,530 Uh, 62.4. Oh, Al. 298 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,700 It's gotta be better than that. Well, don't be so sure. 299 00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,676 Why not? It's Arnold, Sam. 300 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:43,044 What happened to Arnold? He's had an incredible string of luck. 301 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:47,552 But according to Ziggy, it's inevitable that he's gonna get killed or get maimed... 302 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:50,110 if he keeps up with this Midnight Marauder junk. 303 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:54,353 Well, what am I supposed to do? He's not here with me. He's with you. Well, here's what you do. 304 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,724 You keep wearing that silly tie- Al- 305 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:58,729 but you sit on the stupid red cape. 306 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,265 I can't. What do you mean, you can't? 307 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,267 Of course you can. Yes, you can. All right, all right. 308 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,269 Let's just assume that you're right, okay? Okay. 309 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:09,034 Then you and Beeks have to do a profile on Arnold right away, okay, to find out what makes him tick. 310 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:12,634 Otherwise, I'm gonna leap outta here, he'll leap back in, and he'll start marauding all over again. 311 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,202 Okay. I agree with you. You agree? 312 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,714 Yeah, I agree. Oh. Oh, well, good. 313 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,047 Of course it's good. 314 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:23,087 Now what are you doing? I've got work to do. 315 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:26,090 What are you doing with that stupid hat on? My mission. 316 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,887 Your mission, "schmission." Remember? 317 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,951 What about the odds? 318 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,895 The Midnight Marauder scoffs at the odds. 319 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:37,769 Sam, don't you wanna use the door? 320 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,730 Ha! 321 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,741 [Zoey] Where the hell is he? 322 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:47,404 He'll be here. Nerds are nothing if not punctual. 323 00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:50,209 Would you relax? I guarantee within five minutes, 324 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:53,149 I'll have Arnold's slide rule fully extended. 325 00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:55,448 That's my girl. 326 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,455 Oh, darling, you won't believe this. 327 00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:02,755 Your dream date is back at Road's End messing things up again. 328 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,819 [Sighs] 329 00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:12,664 We're lucky tonight, brothers. Our pledge is a third-generation Chi Kappa Delta. 330 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:14,672 [Cheering] 331 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:19,177 - He will be racing against brother Frank Pabst. - [Cheering] 332 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,212 Now, Frank's our champion, so you don't have to beat him. 333 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,373 You just have to- [Sam] You don't even have to race him. 334 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,609 - Oh, I hate this. - Arnold! 335 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:31,952 Risking one's life for a foolish reason is a crime against Mother Nature. 336 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:34,515 [Al] Sam, you're completely out of control! 337 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:37,323 - Him, foolish? - Boy, is he right! 338 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,830 - What are you saying? - I'm saying you're insane, Watkins, 339 00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:42,867 for even dreaming about coming out here and challenging us. 340 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:45,164 I'm saying that you don't have to be here! Jack lives through this! 341 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,967 - Oh, boy. - I smell blood here. 342 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,167 [Sam] Are you tellin' me thatJack is not in danger? 343 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:53,006 - No, the only one in danger here is you, bozo. - Why didn't you warn me? 344 00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:56,206 I did! You were too busy dressing up as Little Red Riding Hood! 345 00:21:56,281 --> 00:21:58,806 You gotta figure me a way outta this fast, Al. 346 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:01,682 Did I hear that right? Lothos? 347 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:04,221 Oh, it's him. It can't be! 348 00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:07,258 What are we gonna do? "We"? I'm not even here! 349 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,887 Al! If I were you, I'd head for the bushes, 350 00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:12,395 wherever the bushes are. 351 00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:17,527 - Get him! - Go for the bushes, Sam! Go, if you can find any. It's so dark. 352 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:23,268 Your little Arnold the dweezil is none other than Dr. Samuel Beckett. 353 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:31,544 [Sam Narrating] There's no worse feeling than being the object of a hunt, 354 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:35,882 especially when the people chasing you are a bunch ofjocks with oatmeal for brains. 355 00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:41,017 But whatever Arnold and the Midnight Marauder had started, I couldn't seem to stop. 356 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:45,393 - Is the coast clear? - Sam, would you come out from there, please? 357 00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:49,259 Where are they? I don't know. 358 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:53,168 They probably figured that you were on the way back to the dorm. You're safe for the moment. 359 00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:55,468 Yeah, except I can't go to my own room. 360 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,735 Well, I told you to stay there, but, no- 361 00:22:57,809 --> 00:23:00,676 No, what you told me didn't make any sense. 362 00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:04,842 Besides, l-I had to do something. No, you didn't. 363 00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:09,012 Arnold says that you got a bio midterm in the morning. You could have been studying, that's what. 364 00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:11,555 What time is it? 12:04. 365 00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:14,148 Oh! I had a study date. I missed it. 366 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,160 Oh, Dawn. No, she'll still be there. 367 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,992 She'll probably be happy to put up a homeless marauder for a night. 368 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,794 You lucky dog. Al. Al. 369 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:25,394 Al, the women's dorm is closed to men at all times. 370 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:27,938 How did I know that? I told you. 371 00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:33,638 Huh? Mind-merging. You've absorbed a little bit of Arnold's mind. 372 00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:35,839 Speaking of Arnold, how's he doin' anyway? 373 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:40,578 Well, we've been talking. But seeing how you're both acting, I better put Dr. Beeks on overtime. 374 00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:44,845 [Beeping] 375 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:54,565 You know, Lothos is not too pleased with your prior performance concerning Dr. Beckett. 376 00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:56,999 Well, then why the hell did he send me here? 377 00:23:57,068 --> 00:24:00,367 - Seems to be as much of a surprise to Lothos as it is to us. - He's supposed to know everything. 378 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:04,933 He does. Dr. Beckett's appearances follow the random event theory. 379 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:07,808 It's just a fantastic stroke of luck. 380 00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:12,373 - Or maybe a little test to see if you've improved. - Just tell me my mission. 381 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,648 Oh, don't tell me. 382 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,655 - After all you've been through, you still- - Just tell me. 383 00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:21,954 I'm supposed to kill him, right? I'm supposed to blow his brains out? 384 00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:25,656 Afraid not, darling. Seems you weren't too successful with the gun last time. 385 00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:28,028 Perhaps a grenade or a flamethrower. 386 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:31,899 - Zoey, just tell me! - Lothos hasn't decided. 387 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:34,632 But whatever happens, Beckett must not know that you're here. 388 00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:39,040 So you may not touch him. Pity. 389 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:45,705 I need to talk to you again, kid. Am I free to return now? 390 00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:50,881 No, not yet. Uh, I've had Dr. Beeks do a little computer research on you. 391 00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:55,655 Is that Dr. Beeks? No. Dr. Beeks is a person. She's a psychologist. She works here. 392 00:24:55,727 --> 00:24:58,025 So that's a computer? A terminal, yeah. 393 00:24:58,096 --> 00:25:00,530 It's amazing. The computer at the college takes up rooms and rooms. 394 00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:06,060 We've checked into your past, Arnold. 395 00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:08,071 The Midnight Marauder has no past. 396 00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:10,664 Well, Dr. Beeks disagrees. 397 00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:14,974 She says that we should talk about your parents. 398 00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:18,676 They died when I was seven. I know. 399 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:22,083 I also know how they died. I was too young to remember. 400 00:25:22,153 --> 00:25:24,246 I think you remember. No, I don't. 401 00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:26,415 Oh. 402 00:25:26,491 --> 00:25:31,053 Well, maybe you're trying hard not to remember. 403 00:25:31,129 --> 00:25:33,427 But... 404 00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:38,959 everything that you've done ever since is because of this. 405 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:41,870 Uh, the Masked Marauder stuff- 406 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:43,874 Someone has to defend the innocent. 407 00:25:43,942 --> 00:25:46,877 Your parents were innocent, weren't they, Arnold? 408 00:25:46,945 --> 00:25:50,472 Do you remember a place called Latrobe, Pennsylvania, 409 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:53,541 1944? 410 00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:58,317 And a little diner named Rinker's Diner on Main Street? 411 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,223 [Ziggy Beeping] 412 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:05,423 And a man named... Leon Kanowski? 413 00:26:10,435 --> 00:26:12,426 [Bell Tolling] 414 00:26:19,477 --> 00:26:21,945 - Hey, baby. Right here. - Let go of me. 415 00:26:22,013 --> 00:26:25,176 What's wrong with you? 416 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,844 - Nothing. - Where'd you disappear to last night? I tried to call you. 417 00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:30,683 I had a study date. Or did you forget? 418 00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:34,919 No, I didn't forget. But that was before your date tried to break up our initiation. 419 00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:40,329 I know. I was there. It was hilarious watching you all plowing through the bushes looking for him... 420 00:26:40,398 --> 00:26:42,491 with Arnold safely curled up in my backseat. 421 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:50,799 Get your hands off me. This is me, baby. Mike. Your guy. 422 00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:54,811 - My ex-guy. - [Murmuring] 423 00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:57,109 Don't tell me you're hot for that wimp. 424 00:26:57,182 --> 00:26:59,446 Oh, you'd be amazed, Mike. 425 00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:04,819 A man's performance on the basketball court has nothing to do with his performance in bed. 426 00:27:04,889 --> 00:27:07,790 - [Whistles] - [Chattering, Laughing] 427 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:22,296 Congratulations, stud. What did I do now? 428 00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:24,808 - I don't know, Arnold. Just what did you do? - Nothing. 429 00:27:24,876 --> 00:27:26,901 - Right. - Don't be so modest, Arnie. 430 00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,843 "Arnie"? "Arnie"? 431 00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:31,313 - I'm not ashamed of what we did. - Oh, that does it. 432 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:33,851 I want you, dweebo, today at the quarry. Just wait a minute- 433 00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:36,910 And bring your wheels! If you wanna commit suicide, that's your problem. 434 00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:38,979 That's not what you said last night. What? 435 00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:41,548 You said Mike and his friends were just playing a bunch of crazy kids' games- 436 00:27:41,626 --> 00:27:44,857 that they had no idea what real danger was like. 437 00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:47,363 I'll show you danger. The quarry, an hour. 438 00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:52,467 Dawn, what's going on? 439 00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:59,508 Oh, my God. 440 00:27:59,577 --> 00:28:02,375 Alia? I don't have a choice, Sam. 441 00:28:04,149 --> 00:28:08,051 Alia? You don't understand. 442 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,020 They tortured me. Let me go, Sam. 443 00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:13,353 It really is you. Let me go. 444 00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:16,917 I saw you die. It was worse than death. 445 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:22,122 Please, Sam, let me go. Not until you tell me why you're here. 446 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,296 I can't. Please don't make me go through that kind of pain again. 447 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,601 Please. 448 00:28:28,673 --> 00:28:31,767 It's Arnold, isn't it? 449 00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:34,209 Isn't it? 450 00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:40,447 You saved him, didn't you? 451 00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:43,817 And now you're here to change that. He has to die. 452 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,325 Where's what's-her-face? Uh, Chloe or- Zoey. 453 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:51,260 She here? No, but she could be here any second. 454 00:28:51,329 --> 00:28:55,732 And if she sees me talking to you, she could tell Lothos, and then- I'm not gonna let you go away again. 455 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,769 You don't have a choice. Yes, I do. Yes, I do, and so do you. 456 00:28:58,837 --> 00:29:01,772 You said that last time, and look where I am now. Alia, listen to me. 457 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,274 Maybe we can leap out of here together. 458 00:29:04,342 --> 00:29:06,776 What? Maybe if we're close, 459 00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:09,507 if we're holding onto each other when I leap, 460 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:12,846 then just maybe because we're the same, 461 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:16,353 maybe we can leap together, and you can leave Lothos behind forever. 462 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,355 No. Yes. Why not? 463 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:21,756 No, they'll know. Zoey will know. Lothos will know. We'll just be careful. 464 00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:26,092 Look, I can't give you all the details, but Al is working with Arnold right now. And when he's done, I should leap. 465 00:29:26,164 --> 00:29:27,426 Should? Yes. 466 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:30,024 What was your plan? I mean, how were you gonna kill me- Arnold? 467 00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:33,264 I don't even know. Zoey doesn't trust me. 468 00:29:33,338 --> 00:29:38,366 All I know is that I'm supposed to get you to drag race Mike at the cliffs. All right. Okay. 469 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:42,038 Then we'll just play along. I mean, if I have to drag race, I'll drag race. 470 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,604 Or I'll talk him out of it, whatever, until Al shows up. 471 00:29:44,682 --> 00:29:48,140 Well, how long will that be? I don't know. 472 00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:51,017 But soon. 473 00:29:51,089 --> 00:29:54,525 Alia, you have to trust me. 474 00:29:54,592 --> 00:29:59,495 It'll work. I'll leap, and you'll go with me. 475 00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:06,329 Sam? Yeah? 476 00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:11,808 What if I leap first? 477 00:30:24,622 --> 00:30:26,613 Delicious. 478 00:30:32,197 --> 00:30:36,190 [Bell Tolling] [Portal Opening] 479 00:30:36,267 --> 00:30:38,599 Sam, how's it goin' 480 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:42,367 Sam, you're not dressin' up like that Midnight Avenger again, are you? 481 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,068 Marauder, Al. And, no, I'm not. See? I'm not wearin' a cape. 482 00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:47,941 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure. 483 00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:52,582 So what are you gonna be, a Hell's Angel or somethin'? 484 00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:54,641 Look, what's goin' on, Al? Well, I'm not sure. 485 00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:58,587 I just had a session with Arnold, and I think I'm startin' to get through to that kid. 486 00:30:58,656 --> 00:31:02,387 But I tell you what, he's had it very tough. 487 00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:05,893 - Sam? - Hmm? 488 00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:08,592 Why are you dressing up like Marlon Brando? 489 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:11,362 - Aren't you supposed to be back in the waiting room? - A little touchy, aren't you? 490 00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:14,462 No, I'm not touchy. I'm just- 491 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:18,532 I'm just a little nervous, that's all. You know, I mean, I gotta go out and do those chicken races today. 492 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,202 Sam. What? 493 00:31:20,278 --> 00:31:22,075 Are you hiding something? No, I'm not. 494 00:31:22,146 --> 00:31:24,580 Sam. I'm not hiding anything. 495 00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:27,584 I know you too well. Now, what's goin' on? 496 00:31:27,652 --> 00:31:30,985 You trust me, don't you? Almost. 497 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:33,819 Look, Al, all I'm doin' is I'm just bidin' my time, okay, 498 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,156 until you and Beeks get Arnold squared away. 499 00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:41,529 That's it. So, you know, as soon as you do that, then I'll be able to leap out of here, right? 500 00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:45,501 Uh, 79.5% chance you'll leap, yeah. 501 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:48,403 - Get back there and get workin' on Arnold so I can leap outta here. - Sam- 502 00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:50,441 - I gotta go, Al. - Sam- - I gotta go. 503 00:31:50,508 --> 00:31:52,601 Sam- [Door Closes] 504 00:32:00,718 --> 00:32:04,017 You think he'll show? I'm a student of human nature, Frank. 505 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:08,218 He'll definitely show. Aren't you worried about the dean? 506 00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:12,627 Do I look worried? No. 507 00:32:18,069 --> 00:32:21,266 - Where's your Studebaker? - [Alia] This car's just fine. 508 00:32:21,339 --> 00:32:24,137 - Tell me that you've ever been in a race, Arnold. - More than one. 509 00:32:26,577 --> 00:32:29,603 And what about you? You're just here to make sure everything's fair? 510 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:31,911 In love and war, right? 511 00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:41,658 [Boy] The guy's a bum. 512 00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:44,524 Sam, this is insane. You'll die, I'll leap, and- 513 00:32:44,595 --> 00:32:46,756 It'll work. It'll never work. 514 00:32:46,831 --> 00:32:48,992 [Portal Opening] Zoey? 515 00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:52,730 Uh-huh. She's here. [Zoey] I've been watching you all day. 516 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:55,705 You have? Mm-hmm. 517 00:32:55,773 --> 00:32:59,004 You get a B-plus for Mr. Fraternity over there. 518 00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:01,545 Only a B-plus? Well, let's see. 519 00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:04,012 What do we do? I'll take care of it. Don't sweat it. 520 00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:07,711 He gets caught cheating on a final, he gets expelled from college, 521 00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:10,151 and even his own daddy won't employ him. 522 00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:12,587 Oh, isn't that special. 523 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,921 Makes you wonder what really happened. 524 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:19,555 But now, for the real target- Dr. Beckett. 525 00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:23,122 His name was Leon Kanowski. That's the right name, isn't it, Arnold? 526 00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:25,362 I don't recognize it. 527 00:33:25,436 --> 00:33:28,633 He was a cop. He had nine kids. 528 00:33:28,706 --> 00:33:31,197 And he got fired from his job, and he couldn't handle the strain. 529 00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:34,472 Why are you asking me all these questions? I'm sorry, kid. 530 00:33:34,545 --> 00:33:37,673 You said I'd be returned to my own time. You said I wouldn't be harmed. 531 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:40,775 I'm not gonna harm you. Then why are you asking about my parents? 532 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:43,343 Because I want you to be safe when you go back. 533 00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:48,222 You gotta stop taking these crazy chances, tryin' to get yourself killed. I protect the innocent. 534 00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:51,750 Arnold, you couldn't protect your parents... 535 00:33:51,829 --> 00:33:55,196 when Kanowski opened fire. 536 00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:58,429 You were seven years old. 537 00:33:58,503 --> 00:34:01,870 You were goin' out to the car to get your jacket when you heard the shots. 538 00:34:03,441 --> 00:34:08,902 By the time you came back in, it was just in time to see Kanowski use the last bullet on himself. 539 00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:13,742 - I should've died too. - Oh, no. 540 00:34:13,818 --> 00:34:16,753 I should've died too. 541 00:34:27,498 --> 00:34:30,524 Well, you've seen it. Now, let's get on with it. 542 00:34:34,338 --> 00:34:39,571 I don't suppose that there are any, uh, rules to this insane game. [Zoey] Fun, isn't it? 543 00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:43,045 Open up those Dumbo ears, Arnold, 'cause I'm only gonna explain this once. 544 00:34:43,114 --> 00:34:45,548 Uh, stay with me, 'cause it's pretty complicated. 545 00:34:45,616 --> 00:34:48,050 First, we say "go." 546 00:34:48,119 --> 00:34:52,556 Then-Then we drive as fast as we can up to this little white line. 547 00:34:52,623 --> 00:34:56,184 Then the first person to hit their brakes loses. 548 00:34:56,260 --> 00:35:00,356 Now, was that clear enough for you, or do you want me to break it down again? 549 00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:03,958 You only got about 30 yards between the line and the edge of the cliff. Yeah, give or take. 550 00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:06,526 Give or take what? Twenty. 551 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,629 [All Laughing] 552 00:35:08,706 --> 00:35:12,164 You mind tellin' me how you plan to stop a car between this line and the edge of the cliff? 553 00:35:12,243 --> 00:35:15,974 Well, duh! Never thought about that one before. Anyone a physics major here? 554 00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:19,813 Let's see. Speeding object, 60-foot drop, Newton's law of gravity- 555 00:35:19,884 --> 00:35:21,852 I think you can figure it out from there. 556 00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:23,853 Any more questions? Yeah, just one. 557 00:35:23,921 --> 00:35:26,822 What's that? How did a jerk like you get to be president of anything? 558 00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:30,327 [Gasping, Murmuring] Let's drag, geek! 559 00:35:32,597 --> 00:35:34,656 I need you here, Al, right now. 560 00:35:34,732 --> 00:35:37,292 Your beloved admiral isn't here, Beckett. 561 00:35:37,368 --> 00:35:40,394 This time, you face your maker alone. 562 00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:43,929 Will you get in the car, nerd-ball? Geez! Come on! 563 00:35:44,008 --> 00:35:49,674 Oh, this is so beautiful. I'm going up for a better view. 564 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:55,647 - Forgot somethin'. - What's that? Which pedal's the brake? 565 00:35:57,889 --> 00:36:01,689 The stakes. If I win, you and the Chi Kappas... 566 00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:05,923 have to promise that you'll stop these stupid races as part of your initiation. 567 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,830 Have we got a deal? 568 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,868 I don't know. I'll have to ask my brothers. 569 00:36:10,935 --> 00:36:13,995 I guess I misunderstood. I figured you could make that kind of a decision yourself. 570 00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:16,164 But I guess I was wrong. No, no, wait a minute. 571 00:36:17,775 --> 00:36:20,835 All right. You got a deal. 572 00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:25,415 One I'll never have to keep. 573 00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:28,077 [Al] You're not supposed to die. 574 00:36:28,152 --> 00:36:30,484 You weren't then, and you're not now. 575 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:34,047 You've been trying to make this death wish come true with these dumbbell stunts. 576 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:36,059 And sooner or later, you're gonna succeed. 577 00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:38,061 Then who's gonna protect the innocent? 578 00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:42,896 You don't have to risk your life to do good, Arnold. And you know what's amazing? 579 00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:46,027 You're the most innocent one of all. 580 00:36:46,103 --> 00:36:48,731 You were seven years old, Arnold. Seven! 581 00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:51,866 There's no way you could control what happened to your parents. 582 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:56,711 And one more thing. 583 00:36:56,781 --> 00:36:59,579 Do you think your folks would have wanted it to happen this way? 584 00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:04,246 Do you think your mom and dad would have wished that their only son die too? 585 00:37:09,627 --> 00:37:11,618 [Ziggy Beeping] [Al] Sam, I think I did it. 586 00:37:11,696 --> 00:37:14,563 I think I got through to Arnold. And you know what? 587 00:37:14,632 --> 00:37:19,092 He's really a very sensitive kid- Oh, my God. It's her. 588 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:21,070 [Sam] Say hello to Al. He's here? 589 00:37:21,138 --> 00:37:23,106 Did he do it? Sam, you gotta leap outta here. 590 00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:26,268 I can't control things with her changing history. Sam? 591 00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:28,608 I'm taking Alia with me, Al. 592 00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:31,443 Are you outta your mind? 593 00:37:53,904 --> 00:37:56,134 Go! 594 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,340 Did you convince Arnold to stop risking his life? 595 00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:09,216 Yeah, but Ziggy says the odds of Arnold getting killed in an accident have dropped below 10%. 596 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,814 - But your odds of getting killed are over 90! - What's going on? What's Al saying? 597 00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:15,381 He's saying that, uh, everything's gonna work out just fine. 598 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:18,326 - You're lying. - Sam, stop the car, will ya? 599 00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:21,559 I can't, Al. If I do that, Zoey will tell Lothos, and he'll leap her out of here. 600 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:24,829 - I'll lose her forever. - Well, so lose her! She tried to kill you! 601 00:38:24,902 --> 00:38:26,870 She didn't. That's the whole point. I'm taking her with me. 602 00:38:26,937 --> 00:38:29,405 What if you don't? What if she takes you with her? 603 00:38:35,212 --> 00:38:40,081 Sam, things keep changing. Somebody cut the brake line. What are the odds of Arnold's survival, Al? 604 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,745 Will you forget about Arnold? Just tell me. 605 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:47,587 - All right. 93%. 94. 95. - Now what's he saying? 606 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:49,592 Five more percent, and we're outta here. Yeah. 607 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:52,561 Sam, there's a cliff comin' up in about 200 yards. 608 00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:54,325 You owe me nothing. You don't have any brakes! 609 00:38:54,398 --> 00:38:57,265 What are the odds now, Al? Uh, 98.3 and holding. 610 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,929 - I need 100%. - [Alia] There's the finish line. 611 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,063 Sam, you gotta get outta here! Jump! Jump! 612 00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:05,336 Alia, we gotta bail. The brakes are gone. Ready? Go! 613 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,911 Sam, are you all right? Alia. 614 00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:19,888 Oh, God. Alia. 615 00:39:19,957 --> 00:39:24,417 Oh, Beckett, no. Lothos, call Alia out now! 616 00:39:24,495 --> 00:39:27,396 Uh, 99.4, Sam. Point-five. 617 00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:29,933 Point-six. Fight back, Sam. 618 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,867 I will kill you myself, Alia. Point-seven. 619 00:39:32,937 --> 00:39:34,802 Hang on. Point-nine! 620 00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:36,772 Bingo! A hundred percent. 621 00:39:50,955 --> 00:39:54,322 Alia? Alia? 622 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,587 [Alia] Sam? Sam? 623 00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:59,629 [Woman Sobbing, Screaming] It's all right. 624 00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:03,599 It's all right. I'm right here. Where? Where are we? 625 00:40:05,035 --> 00:40:07,003 - I don't know. - [Woman] Good Lord. 626 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:12,338 Only a week in the box, and you don't know where you are. Sam? 627 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:17,313 Sam? Sam? Sam? 628 00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:21,648 If you're yellin' for a three-letter savior, 629 00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,119 I suggest you make it start with a "G." 630 00:40:31,662 --> 00:40:33,823 I have to get out of here. 631 00:40:33,898 --> 00:40:36,492 Well, that's simple. 632 00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:39,468 All you have to do is tell me which one of you two did it. 633 00:40:39,537 --> 00:40:43,303 Did what? [Groans] 634 00:40:43,374 --> 00:40:46,901 First, you act like you don't know where you are. Then you pretend you don't know why. 635 00:40:46,977 --> 00:40:50,276 - We don't! - Oh, you don't? 636 00:40:50,347 --> 00:40:53,612 Well, you better figure it out, or you're goin' back in that box. 637 00:40:53,684 --> 00:40:58,314 Now, ladies, which one of you murdered Carol Benning? 638 00:41:02,927 --> 00:41:05,191 Oh, boy. 639 00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:07,389 [Man On Police Radio] Copy. Gate's clear. 640 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,865 [Sam Narrating] We had leaped together and survived, 641 00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:14,667 but we still didn't know if Alia had leaped with me, or I had leaped with her. 642 00:41:14,738 --> 00:41:19,038 And being in a women's prison didn't make finding the answer to that any easier. 643 00:41:24,782 --> 00:41:26,977 Sit. 644 00:41:32,089 --> 00:41:34,023 Just take it easy. We'll figure this out, okay? 645 00:41:34,091 --> 00:41:36,252 Nobody told you to talk! [Groans] 646 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,887 I told you to sit! 647 00:41:38,963 --> 00:41:41,090 I need to talk to her. 648 00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:47,001 You got no needs. You got no wants. You got no rights. 649 00:41:47,071 --> 00:41:49,869 If you want answers, I suggest you let me talk to her. 650 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:52,500 [Chuckling] 651 00:41:52,576 --> 00:41:55,238 Now, why should I do you any favors? 652 00:41:57,281 --> 00:42:00,409 If I find out the truth, who's doing who the favor? 653 00:42:06,390 --> 00:42:08,381 Alone. 654 00:42:13,430 --> 00:42:15,625 Step into my office. 655 00:42:21,939 --> 00:42:24,066 Warden's got plans for you, Angel. 656 00:42:24,141 --> 00:42:26,336 Big plans. 657 00:42:26,386 --> 00:42:30,936 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0